Schizofriendia

I am hoping that I am the first person to use this term but I am sure that is not true.

Schizofriendia (SKIT-zoh-frend-ee-ah)
The common affliction amongst digerati that causes one to respond to a message received on one social platform with a message on a different social platform.

Ex. She pinged me on Facebook but I replied on AIM

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